Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage and couldn’t handle the pressure! Every time someone pressed “delete,” it had a meltdown, and don’t even get it started on “Ctrl+Alt+Del”—that was basically a panic attack. It felt like its circuits were fried, and honestly, it just needed to defrag its feelings. Now it’s in a program called “Debugging Your Emotions,” where it learns to process data without crashing. The goal? To stop freezing under pressure!